i hate my body

don't get me wrong, the human is an amazing machine. and i should know... i've taken anatomy. but my intestines can take a hike. my stomach can fuck off.

all i ate for breakfast this morning was Special K with fat-free milk. the same thing i ate for breakfast the last three days. hell, i had 2 bowls of it yesterday while i was home sick. but now, here i am, feeling crappier now than i did yesterday because of that shit.

so what gives? did i eat too much of it? i thought i was going to lose it on the train. ugh, the train. my most hated of public transportation. but that's for another blog.

anyway, it's been 4 hours and my stomach is still throbbing. go away already. i need to eat lunch soon. and i don't want to be doubled over in my cubicle until 2pm because of that.

assholes.