a good cup of coffee

so, i'm going to be opening my own coffee shop soon, right? here's my dirty little secret: i hate coffee. it gives me intestinal difficulties. it makes me jittery. it tastes like ass. but i've found that in small doses, with the right touch, i can make a decent cup of coffee.

take tiny styrofoam cup. fill half-way with bitter, black-as-my-heart coffee from employee coffee urn. take creamer, dump in until coffee resembles halle berry's skin. then the sugar. this is the key. sugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugar. *taste* slurp*smack*smack* nope, can still taste the coffee. sugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugar
sugarsugarsugarsugarsugar sugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugar. *taste*crunch*crunch* mmmmmmmmmm.... that's more like it.

of course, i'll only drink half of it before horrible things happen. but i need my sugar in the morning.