things i didn't need to see, read or hear in 2006

i know it's pretty early in the year to be starting a list of things i didn't need to see, read or hear in 2006, it being the third day and all, but evidently, i've seen something that warrants this list:

1. bum sleeping in the pedway with morning wood. 1/3
2. and i quote from the review of Destroy Everything: "They were so entertaining, the threat of the Baby Jesus’s junk slipping out of his little diaper couldn’t even scare them off!" 1/3
3. my old boss from world book. 1/4

please stay tuned for more things i didn't need to see, read or hear in 2006.