update
not much is going on. oh, wait. that's total bullshit. it's the f*cking holidays... all sorts of sh*t is going on.
1. i'm invited to a sock monkey party this friday. the invite says, "instead of calling it a 'holiday' party, it's a 'sock monkey' party." i made a sock monkey over the weekend to feel more in the 'sock monkey' mood. it took a day and several teasings of the cat with the monkey to realize i forgot a very important piece of monkey anatomy... the ears. easily fixed.
2. tonight is my chem final. 200 questions, all multiple choice. i studied pretty much all day sunday, but the more i read, the less i seem to know. by bedtime, i was so frustrated, i just wanted to throw my chem book out the window and do a 145-pound tap dance on my calculator. and then i realized when i got to work i had left my notecards with my formulas and molecular geometry at home. so i am in official "f*ck it" mode.
3. we are looking for a condo. with everyone and their mother going into foreclosure, we figured we could find a pretty good deal. evidently that's not the case. of course, we've gone out once and saw some nice, yet small, places. but now our realtor is sending us stuff out of our price range. oh, wait. have we been pre-approved? of course we haven't! but i can tell with those stupid online mortgage calculators that we won't be able to buy as much as they say we will. we do not need a mortgage payment of $1600. fuck that. of course, all of the best places are in that range. so now we're pissed and bitter and frustrated. we have a shitty downpayment and i now have a black mark on my credit, thanks to verizon. why the hell are we doing this? the american dream is to own a house, not some shitty, soulless apartment with shitty, soulless people. oh, and to have to pay association fees on top of that? please, can i? f*ck you.
i'm sure there's more, but i'm too tired to think of it. if you hear someone wailing around 6pm tonight, it's just me, taking my chem exam. party on.
1. i'm invited to a sock monkey party this friday. the invite says, "instead of calling it a 'holiday' party, it's a 'sock monkey' party." i made a sock monkey over the weekend to feel more in the 'sock monkey' mood. it took a day and several teasings of the cat with the monkey to realize i forgot a very important piece of monkey anatomy... the ears. easily fixed.
2. tonight is my chem final. 200 questions, all multiple choice. i studied pretty much all day sunday, but the more i read, the less i seem to know. by bedtime, i was so frustrated, i just wanted to throw my chem book out the window and do a 145-pound tap dance on my calculator. and then i realized when i got to work i had left my notecards with my formulas and molecular geometry at home. so i am in official "f*ck it" mode.
3. we are looking for a condo. with everyone and their mother going into foreclosure, we figured we could find a pretty good deal. evidently that's not the case. of course, we've gone out once and saw some nice, yet small, places. but now our realtor is sending us stuff out of our price range. oh, wait. have we been pre-approved? of course we haven't! but i can tell with those stupid online mortgage calculators that we won't be able to buy as much as they say we will. we do not need a mortgage payment of $1600. fuck that. of course, all of the best places are in that range. so now we're pissed and bitter and frustrated. we have a shitty downpayment and i now have a black mark on my credit, thanks to verizon. why the hell are we doing this? the american dream is to own a house, not some shitty, soulless apartment with shitty, soulless people. oh, and to have to pay association fees on top of that? please, can i? f*ck you.
i'm sure there's more, but i'm too tired to think of it. if you hear someone wailing around 6pm tonight, it's just me, taking my chem exam. party on.
posted by mikraas at 12:58 PM
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