being a mommy

Gweneth Paltrow says:

“Motherhood enriches your life in the most incredible way. My children have given me a real life. They’ve opened up a new world to me. I never feel lonely, I never feel I don’t know what my purpose in life is any more.”

yes, i would have kids, too, if i was rolling around in the benjamins with a rich-ass husband who was never around. and no shit you never feel lonely... anytime you want to get rid of the brats, you just foist them off on the nanny.

now THAT'S the way to have kids.