bally's
so, i have a bally's gym right by work. i joined bally's in 2000 after annette had a membership and i started to feel guilty that i didn't work out anymore. i was also suckered in by the ads. you know them... the "$19 down and only $19 a month!" with a bunch of slim-hipped hotties and muscular men bouncing around, having a grand ol' time. that ad is a bunch of shit. you can put $19 down and pay only $19 a month if you want to be 104 by the time it's all paid off. i put $250 down and paid $45 a month for three years. it came out to be over $1200. and they charge you INTEREST! anyway, i joined. i used it a lot in the beginning. then i stopped for a while. then i started again. then i stopped. and it's been like that for a long time.
the point of this is: i'm back on, due to the increased trans-fat content of my body. that, and they have much better showers than i have in my apartment. i work out in the morning to get it over with and getting on the train at 6:50 is glorious, as there are only about 5 people on it then.
anyway, i have another blog to record my progress into shape (or my regress from sugar heaven). it's a boring piece of crap, but hey. that's what free speech is all about, right?
now if you'll excuse me, i think i cracked a tooth on my kashi go poo crunch.
the point of this is: i'm back on, due to the increased trans-fat content of my body. that, and they have much better showers than i have in my apartment. i work out in the morning to get it over with and getting on the train at 6:50 is glorious, as there are only about 5 people on it then.
anyway, i have another blog to record my progress into shape (or my regress from sugar heaven). it's a boring piece of crap, but hey. that's what free speech is all about, right?
now if you'll excuse me, i think i cracked a tooth on my kashi go poo crunch.

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