i'm crazy

so, i'm moving in a month. i have a lot to do. i have to call any place that might need my new address, including the DMV and the phone company, which we know will not take mere minutes. these calls will take hours. and because i don't have an office phone, i would have to use my cell to conduct these calls. but my cell phone bill has reached federal deficit levels, so i have to get up at no o'clock in the morning to conduct my personal business. anyway, in addition to rearranging my life, i have taken on two new craft projects. one is a twelve days of christmas cross-stitch quilt. the other is something for a friend that i'd like to get done in the next three weeks. so, between packing and cleaning and calling all 8 of my credit card companies, i'll be sewing my ass off. attention deficit at its best.

oh, and while i'm packing, sewing, cleaning and calling, i'll be starving. i went to my second WW meetings. not that i really tried really really really hard, but i suffered and isn't that what counts? anyway, after i ate above and beyond all of my flex points (if you have to ask, you're not fat, so it don't matter) i lost .4 pounds. that's right, folks. POINT 4 pounds. wow. my socks fit much better thanks to that .4 pounds.

a piece of humor: a book on tape that you'll never hear: Mein Kampf as read by Jimmy JJ Walker. wow, the oblongs (a cartoon on adult swim) is fuct up.