a milestone!
no, i haven't lost 10 pounds in an afternoon. this milestone is much more exciting than that.
i got tired of emptying my trash on my yahoo mail account. so, in 2004, i stopped. it soon went up past 1,000. it hovered around 6,500 for a while. but i recently filled out some crappy questionnaire, which put my spam e-mail up over the top.
it finally hit 10,000.
i feel so... accomplished. it took almost 2 years, but i finally did it. i have all of those automatic spam computers to thank. yes, i want to increase my penis! yes, i want to refinance my home! yes, i want a better sex life! yes! yes! yes to it all!
i wonder how long it will take to reach 15,000. only time, and a ton of online shopping, will tell.
posted by mikraas at 10:44 PM
3 Comments:
Congratulations! My spam box only has a thousand emails in it. I'm actually seething with the jealousy of a thousand suns.
I am so jealous lol my stooopppidd spam filters all that stuff out, now I will never get a bigger penis, a better mortgage or a better sex life damn it! so unfair! lol
I think you should make a concerted effort from now on to use your Yahoo address to post on every forum you can find, fill out as many questionnaires and 'special offers' as possible, and register at every porn site on the web. Then we might see something really impressive; You might even crash the entire Yahoo server farm with the resulting volume of spam. Now that would be an accomplishment.
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