another gripe

eHarmony

nothing like some uptight, george plimpton look-alike, telling you that you're pretty much a loser if you can't find love on his ridiculous website. as a matter of fact, society thinks you're a loser if you aren't married and breeding by the age of 27. and there aren't any commercials for women on how to make their lives more enjoyable, say, through a bitchin' career or further education. and all of those deVry commercials only show men getting further in education and making something of themselves. because women are only on this earth to be walking uteri. fuck that. you can be happy without having a significant other. and paying $50 isn't going guarantee you a mate. it's all about cashing in on your misery. like the weight loss people do.

and all those people who claim that they've found someone on eHarmony are so ugly, they're fuckin' lucky they paid that money. maybe they should have saved it up and bough better clothes or a decent haircut.