stupid things i have done

i am a dumbass for many reasons, but lately it's been hard to ignore. here are a few things that i've done that make me feel even stoopider:

1. i threw away my paycheck from starbucks a few weeks ago.
i got a new one, but still, i'm a total retard for doing that.

2. i made a payment of $5,568 to my at&t phone bill
no, i don't like them that much. i failed to put a decimal point in front of that pesky 6. so when i went to balance my checkbook last night, i saw -$4321 in my account. (cartman's mom's voice kyle's mom voice*)what?what?WHAAAAT? yeah, so i called and it seems that the payment was in the ethernet, not at my bank, yet not at at&t. after talking to about 248234 people at both places, i finally got a woman who said that, instead of it taking 3-4 weeks to refund that money, she could expedite it so it goes through in 72 hours. golly-gosh, thanks for that (wondering why no one else told me that, especially after hearing my head explode)

3. i had $23492 in coupons i could have used while we were grocery shopping last night, but i didn't.
'cause i'm an idiot and wait until i'm ALLLL THE WAAAAY up at the register to look through all 234624234 of my coupons. so i spent about $10 more than i should have.

that's it for now. i'm sure there will be other things later. as a matter of fact, i'm almost sure of it.

*thanks to adam, who paid attention to south park better than i did ;)