Bush's "Project Lifeline" Comes too Late to Save Him

because of his interest-only loan, President Bush has been evicted from The White House because of foreclosure. Bush's new plan to help delay foreclosures, "Project Lifeline," came a little too late to help the President and the First Lady.

"I really thought that with lower interest rates, our Ajustable Rate Mortgage would have been lower this month than it had been," laments Bush.

For those who have been a little better about their finances than the ruler of the free world, The "Project Lifeline" program will be available to people who have taken out all types of mortgages, not just the high-cost subprime loans that have been the focus of previous relief efforts.