where are those car keys again?
i found this woman's blog from some other blog i read. it's hilarious.
i thought i would post this one blurb she wrote back in July 2004. i find this it true even if you're only going in for your annual exam.
The obstetrician put a gloved hand (or several digits thereof) inside my vagina to look for her lost car keys. Not finding them there, she apparently decided my rectum was the next most likely spot. Only after repeatedly clenching my sphincter failed to produce a telltale jingling did she grudgingly admit she'd probably left them up someone else's ass by mistake.
i thought i would post this one blurb she wrote back in July 2004. i find this it true even if you're only going in for your annual exam.
The obstetrician put a gloved hand (or several digits thereof) inside my vagina to look for her lost car keys. Not finding them there, she apparently decided my rectum was the next most likely spot. Only after repeatedly clenching my sphincter failed to produce a telltale jingling did she grudgingly admit she'd probably left them up someone else's ass by mistake.
posted by mikraas at 9:56 PM
3 Comments:
Did you ever stop to think about people who don't have anuses? In that light, she ought to feel pretty lucky. Perhaps we all could be a little more sensitive in the future... just a thought. :P
I love reading her blog. She has a great sense of humor.
Do you ever wonder why most women fold their underwear neatly and hide them in their pants when they go to the gyno? The doctor is going to be checking the girly bits out so it's not like they haven't seen underwear before.
lol I'll have to check her blog out that was great!!!
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