the joke's on me
so, we're trying to put stuff away at the ol' homestead. we have a closet in each bedroom that's equipped with a standard wire shelf and a place to hang clothes that has separations every 10 inches or so. do you want to squash all of your clothes to one side so you can get into the 125 boxes that are crammed in the corner? ha! you can't!
and we can't even get to the other closet. ha!
i have a three-tiered shelf that i bought for the apt. kitchen that i was going to re-purpose for laundry stuff. it's 8" wide. i measured the distance between the washer and the wall.... 7". ha! i'm LMAO now!
ok, so i'll hang up some things with those handy-dandy over-the-door hangers. oh, wait! we have lipped doors! they don't work! hahahahahahaaaa!!! all of my storage plans-out the window! i hope you like to sleep with your wet towels, dear, 'cause that's the only place we have for them. oh, and here's my ironing board for a pillow.
surely my wire shelves will fit under the sink (which is the only straight-on cabinet in the beautiful bunch). nope! they're too wide to go straight in, too short to go over the sink pipes, too tall to fit under them and too long to fit in the back! no matter which way i turn them, no dice. oh, my sides are splitting!
another funny joke: we have one drawer in the whole kitchen. one. drawer. i actually had a dream last night that the fake drawer fronts under the sink were real. yeah. one lousy drawer. and the punch line: it's 9.25" wide. stop! i can't breathe!
enough of the comedy. i just ROFL'd all over the place.
and we can't even get to the other closet. ha!
i have a three-tiered shelf that i bought for the apt. kitchen that i was going to re-purpose for laundry stuff. it's 8" wide. i measured the distance between the washer and the wall.... 7". ha! i'm LMAO now!
ok, so i'll hang up some things with those handy-dandy over-the-door hangers. oh, wait! we have lipped doors! they don't work! hahahahahahaaaa!!! all of my storage plans-out the window! i hope you like to sleep with your wet towels, dear, 'cause that's the only place we have for them. oh, and here's my ironing board for a pillow.
surely my wire shelves will fit under the sink (which is the only straight-on cabinet in the beautiful bunch). nope! they're too wide to go straight in, too short to go over the sink pipes, too tall to fit under them and too long to fit in the back! no matter which way i turn them, no dice. oh, my sides are splitting!
another funny joke: we have one drawer in the whole kitchen. one. drawer. i actually had a dream last night that the fake drawer fronts under the sink were real. yeah. one lousy drawer. and the punch line: it's 9.25" wide. stop! i can't breathe!
enough of the comedy. i just ROFL'd all over the place.
posted by mikraas at 12:34 PM
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i've got two of those wire shelves if you're interested. i know i definitely don't need the smaller of the two.
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