bring your spawn to work day

happy fourth thrusday of april. if you've had the pleasure of breeding, feel free to bring it to work with you. and it doesn't matter if it's too young to speak or walk or even use the bathroom. who cares if it doesn't understand WHY it's at work with you. that's not what "bring your spawn to work" day is about. no, it's about showing off, not about teaching your (supposedly) of-comprehensive-age child how the real world works. so you can then beat them down and crush their spirits in an attepmt to get them prepared to work under people who are completely unqualified for their over-paid positions. you have dreams? you have hopes to legitamately climb to the top? ha! best you bring that kid to work to show him/her how it really is. show them that their parents bust their asses just to prevent the boss from yelling at them. and if they go above and beyond the call of duty, they won't get rewarded. oh, no! it'll just be expected of them!

if "bring your spawn to work" day does nothing else, let's make sure the children learn that they are merely cogs in a never-ending rotation of useless production. because a job isn't about identity, kids. it's about earning enough to pay those ever-piling bills for your clothes, education and food. because if it wasn't for you, child, your mommy or daddy wouldn't have to work.

now get filing.