ranch tooth

who remembers the "ranch tooth?"

i was coming home from work, where i had consumed some quantity of kashi ranch crackers, and i thought about how bad of a taste they left in my mouth. then i thought:

raaaaaaaaaanch.

the wendy's ranch tooth! wasn't he cute? who thought of that one? i bet s/he made a ton of money with that ridiculous idea. but hell, it stuck in my mind after all this time.