thoughts on toilet products

i walked into the bathroom this morning to... well, go to the bathroom, and i noticed the cleaning woman was in there. her cart was parked by the first stall, overflowing with a surplus of products. one such product popped out at me: MEATSEAT. huh? upon further investigation, i saw that it actually said neatseat, but for a second i imagined what a meatseat would look like. it didn't take much.

of course, i also like to ruminate on the name of that particular product's maker: SANITOR. like a superhero, dressed in a blue suit with a toilet bruch affixed to his head and the scrubbing bubbles as his sidekicks. "DIRTY TOILETS ARE NO MATCH FOR... SANITOR!"

i have too much time on my hands.